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kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
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seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
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these-teen-quotes:

these teen quotes

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*